HABABAM SINIFI
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MÜDÜR: Students, the Inspector is at our school today. He is going to attend Mahmut teacher’s history class. I know him very well and he always asks the same questions. Even the order he asks never changes. The questions are very easy. For example: YOUUUU.
ŞABAN: Me?
MÜDÜR: Yes you. Who did burn down Rome ?
Şaban: I swear, it wasn’t me sir.
MÜDÜR: I asked who did burn Rome ?
ŞABAN: I said it wasn’t me.
MÜDÜR: What is he speaking about ?
GÜDÜK: Şaban never lies sir. If he says he didn’t do, then he didn’t.
MÜDÜR: You smartass punks!!! Don’t forget what I tell you. Who is the first caliph? Hz. Ebubekir. Come on repeat it!!
SINIF HEP BERABER: HZ:EBUBEKİR.
MÜDÜR: GOOOODDD. When was İstanbul conquered? 1453.
SINIF HEP BERABER: 1453.
MÜDÜR: What is our homeland for us ? It’s our mum.
SINIF HEP BERABER: Our mum.
MÜDÜR: Who is the last Sultan of Ottoman expansion ? Süleyman the magnificent.
SINIF HEP BERABER: Süleyman the magnificent.
MÜDÜR: . Who did burn down Rome ? The emperor NERO. Repeaatt. HZ. Ebubekir, 1453. Our mum, Süleyman the magnificent, The emperor Nero
SINIF HEP BERABER: HZ. Ebubekir, 1453. Our mum, Süleyman the magnificent, The emperor Nero.
MÜDÜR: GOOOODDD.
MÜFETTİŞ GİRER,
MÜDÜR: WElCOME. Students Our Esteemed Inspector, Hüseyin Şevki Topuz.
MÜFETTİŞ: Good morning Students.
SINIF: Good morning, sir.
MÜFETTİŞ: Sit down.
MÜDÜR: By your leave, good bye.
MÜFETTİŞ: What is the topic, Mr. Mahmut?
MAHMUT HOCA: The expansion period of Ottoman.
MÜFETTİŞ: Gooooddd, I am going to ask several questions to students.
MAHMUT HOCA: Feel free to ask.
MÜFETTİŞ: Youuu?
ŞABAN: Mee?
MÜFETTİŞ: What is your name?
ŞABAN: HZ. Ebubekir.
MÜFETTİŞ: I mean What is your name?
ŞABAN: I said, Hz. Ebubekir.
MÜFETTİŞ: Your name, your name?
ŞABAN: HAAAAA! Hz. Şaban.
SINIF: KAHKAHA ATAR!!
MÜFETTİŞ: How old are you?
ŞABAN: 1453.
MÜFETTİŞ: You. How old are you?
GÜDÜK. 1453.
MÜFETTİŞ: Who did burn Rome?
GÜDÜK: My mum.
MÜFETTİŞ: Dearie. Who is your mum?
GÜDÜK: Süleyman the magnificent.
MÜFETTİŞ: Who is the first caliph?
GÜDÜK: The emperor NERO.
MÜFETTİŞ: Dearie, You are wrong. Hz. ŞABAN burnt down Rome. The first caliph , The emperor Nero, that is, in Rome Sultan, Nero and Hz. Şaban legally to your mum 1453 times in one day………. . Excuse me Mr. Mahmut. I think I mixed the answers up a bit.
MAHMUT HOCA: Yes sir, go ahead.
HAFİZE ANA ZİLİ ÇALAR DERS BİTER.